I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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