Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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