i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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