That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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