This is not my ceiling
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
