I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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