i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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