It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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