am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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