No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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