so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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