Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
high people should be assigned attendants
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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