Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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