So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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