I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Randomize