Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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