take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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