Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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