I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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