Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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