You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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