it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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