ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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