I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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