Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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