Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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