have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
