Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
