talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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