im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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