I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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