Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
