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I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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