let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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