i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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