he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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