fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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