we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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