am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
my being single is dangerous.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You're like the curious george of whores
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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