Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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