I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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