I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
