Kiss
Puke
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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