from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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