I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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