Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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