he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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