The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Semen is not good for contacts.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
