i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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