Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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