i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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