Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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