I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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