All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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