Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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