i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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