butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
high people should be assigned attendants
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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